Yes, Yet ANOTHER Surface VCH Piercing

Argh! I'm SO frustrated. I loathe it when women contact me for advice and information, and I supply it to them, and they STILL end up with botched piercings. That's exactly what happened....

I received a message:

Q-tip Test for VCH Piercing, with swab tip marked

I've been doing research on VCH piercings and have tried the Q-tip test but i'm not certain if I'm doing it correctly.  The plan is to have it done as a Christmas present to myself but I want to be certain on whether or not I am built properly for this piercing.  Attached are the best photos I could capture while trying to do the test.  Thank you in advance for any information/suggestions that you may have.
Respectfully, W.

Tissue adjustment on Q-tip Test for VCH Piercing, with swab tip marked

I sent her a comprehensive reply:

Yes! You do appear to be a candidate for the VCH piercing--though your hood appears to be a tad shallow, requiring adjustment of the tissue, so you will need to make sure the piercer you go to is highly experienced and skillful.

I closed my French Quarter studio after Hurricane Katrina and relocated from New Orleans to the Yucatan of Mexico. I pierce in different studios around the US.  Where are you located? My next piercing trip is to the Los Angeles area: and I will be working on more plans soon.

If you would like to be notified when I make travel plans, please sign up for my newsletter in the box on the left lower portion of the page: It is an "opt-in" list, so I can't add you myself. 'll be in Philadelphia in March or April, and have plans to visit Albuquerque and Phoenix, and possibly Dallas in the next few months.

My piercing fee is $100 for an initial piercing, plus the jewelry. Additional piercings on the same person in the same session are $50. each (plus jewelry). I've never, ever had someone regret that they waited for me, or traveled to be pierced by me, or had someone feel unhappy that they paid what I charge; it is well worth it to get the job done properly. Unfortunately, I've heard plenty of regrets from those who haven't visited me and I get emails DAILY about botched genital piercings! To read about some of them, you can take a look at my blog: It is such a shame how common that is!

All of my piercer referrals are posted on this page of my website:

If I haven't personally worked with or trained any piercers in your area, you can check the website for a member of the Association of Professional Piercers who is local to you:

The APP is a non-profit international organization dedicated to disseminating vital health and safety information about piercing to piercers, piercees, medical professionals, legislators, and the general public. The piercers are not "certified" by the association, however. While some of the piercers on the list may have taken my seminars at the annual APP conferences, I still wouldn't consider them to have been "trained by me," as those courses only last a few hours and aren't sufficient for providing a thorough education. Please meet the piercer and see if you develop a good rapport and if they inspire your confidence.

The best thing I can suggest to help you make good decisions about piercing is to become a more well-educated consumer. If you found my website informative, I think you'll be amazed by all of the valuable facts and practical advice in my book, The Piercing Bible--The Definitive Guide to Safe Body Piercing.  It contains loads of information about evaluating piercers and studios, piercing placements, appropriate body jewelry sizes, styles, and materials, aftercare, troubleshooting, and much, much more.

These particular chapters will help you learn how to evaluate piercers (and body jewelry, which is also crucial to the success of a piercing):

Part 2 Groundwork and Preliminary Considerations 
3 Risks, Myths, and Warnings  .................................  20
4 Is Piercing Right for You? ....................................  28
5 You and Your Piercer  ........................................ 34

Part 3 Piercing Preparation
6 Picking and Preparing  ......................................  44
7 At the Studio ..............................................  49
8 Piercing Procedures ........................................  56
9 Jewelry 101: Sizes, Shapes, and Materials  .......................  65

Part 4 The Holes
13 Below the Belt: Female and Male Genital Piercings ......................134

After reading The Piercing Bible you will be extremely well educated about the subject, and in fact, you'll have a lot more information than some "professional" piercers who are practicing in the field!

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Alternatively, you can get it from major booksellers, or

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Let me know if you have other questions.

She responded: 

I truly appreciate your quick response and it is exactly the kind of information I was looking for.  When I have time, there are a few piecers that I will talk to. Do you have any suggestions for professionals in the DC, MD, VA area?  I did check out the website on you page but it didn't indicate anyone within the 100 mile radius.

My next message to her:

Sometimes it is necessary to wait and/or travel to get a good piercing.

As a member of the Association of Professional Piercers, I work only in studios that meet the environmental criteria of the organization. Unfortunately, there isn't a single studio in NYC that has a member. Most of my NY clients and others from all over the East Coast come to see me when I'm in Philadelphia. I plan to return there several times a year, and my next visit will be in March or April--I haven't set the dates as yet.


Her next message really bummed me out:

Elayne,Yet Another Surface VCH Piercing
Hello again and Happy Holidays to you and yours!!!!
I emailed you a few weeks ago to get your opinion on whether or not I was a candidate for the VCH piercing.  With the information you sent I went to a local piercer at a shop where I frequent for my tattoos and he said the same thing...almost verbatum as to what you said in terms of having to make a slight adjustment simce my hood was a little shallow.  He was very professional and it was quick and almost painless and in the shop I thought it was placed well.  But once I got home and took a closer look it seems to be a little off but I have an amature eye so could you please take a look at the attached pics...I'm not sure what to do.


My last response: It is apparent that the "slight adjustment" your piercer spoke of was definitely NOT the same as Botched VCH: A Clitoral Hood Surface Piercingthe one I was referring to! I hate to have to tell you this, but your piercing is "more than a little off"--it is not even placed under your hood! You have received a VCH surface piercing as described on this page of my site:

I've marked your photo with a black dot where the piercing should have been placed coming out from underneath your hood so the jewelry rests against your clitoris  (where you placed the swab for the q-tip test). This is exac
 tly what I was trying to protect you from when I provided you with the information I previously sent you.

You should go in and get your money back and abandon the piercing. I would not suggest having the same piercer redo it, since he clearly didn't know how to properly place your VCH piercing the first time.

Let me know if you're interested in booking an appointment during my next visit. I plan to pierce in Philadelphia April 12-16, 2012 at Infinite Body Piercing.

So I just got my vch done at Infinite Body Piercing and I love it. They were beyond professional and made it a very relaxed and quick experience. My piercer was so gental and very knowledgeable! My vch was a repiercing. My ball was loose after not even two week of having it. I honestly think it was positioned wrong bc I can see a dot from the old piercing and its nowhere near where it is now. I normally go to Infinite but it was one of those I better do it now b4 I become a b***h lol. I love my new piercing and they have a customer for life!!!

 Jinx Proof in Georgetown has an awesome piercer. I got my VCH done there, it was quick and he was very professional and informative.

Glad to hear it! I get so many more negative stories than positive ones, it is nice to hear about a good experience for a change!

A lot of people come to get pierced by me from ALL over the East Coast when I work at Infinite Body Piercing in Philadelphia. I plan to pierce there again in April, 2012 (probably 4/12-4/16). Check my Event Calendar for more information (or sign up to receive my newsletter in the right hand column of any page on this site.

I went to infinite body piercing this past sunday and was told i was not a good candidate. I was very didapointed since i was doing this for my husband . I wasnt given an alternative , is there another way it can still be done ?

Well, I would suggest only getting pierced if you are doing it for your self as much as for your husband.

You're welcome to email me some photos, but many women who are too small built for one type of hood piercing are also too small for any others. Use the contact button at the top of the page and you will get a reply that has my email address to send photos.

Have you done the q-tip test for yourself as pictured on this page of my website: see if you are anatomically suited for a VCH piercing?

Simply insert the swab under your hood but don't push up too hard on it. Sometimes there's not much of a natural "overhang" of skin, but if it can be manipulated to cover, it is still safe to do the piercing. So if your hood doesn't cover the tip of the swab, use your other hand to try to manually move the tissue down to try to draw the skin over to the swab tip. (It is easier to push the tissue down rather than try to pull it.) Also, you might want to de-fluff the swab and lubricate it a bit if your hood seems snug or shallow.

UGH! This is really sad to me. I'm from DC, and it's so hard to find a piercer with experience. Most of my friends from high school ended up with horrible piercings becaues they were looking for something cheap or the piercer was inexperienced. I got my snakebites pierced at Marlowe Ink in Virgina, and my piercer Dan did a great job. But since I'm in college and I still want more piercings, I looked for other places. I don't trust anyone in DC to do my piercings. I go to college in Phildelphia, and basically fell in love with Infinite Piercing as soon as I walked through the door. I plan on getting my nipples pierced there as a birthday gift since I'm turning 21 in January. It's sad that it's so difficult finding experienced piercers in DC. It's one of the reasons why I would like to become a piercer. I wish there were more expierenced piercers in DC.