22 Dec 2011

Argh! I'm SO frustrated. I loathe it when someone contacts me for advice and information, and I supply it to them, and they STILL end up with botched piercings. That's exactly what happened....

As a result of failing to heed my advice, a woman ended up with a horribly botched surface piercing in the tissue of her clitoral hood (nowhere near where it should have been placed), instead of a vertical clitoral hood (VCH) piercing.

I received a message:

Q-tip Test for VCH Piercing, with swab tip marked

I've been doing research on VCH piercings and have tried the Q-tip test but i'm not certain if I'm doing it correctly.  The plan is to have it done as a Christmas present to myself but I want to be certain on whether or not I am built properly for this piercing. Attached are the best photos I could capture while trying to do the test.  Thank you in advance for any information/suggestions that you may have.
 
Respectfully, W.

Tissue adjustment on Q-tip Test for VCH Piercing, with swab tip marked

I sent her a reply:

Yes! You do appear to be a candidate for the VCH piercing--though your hood appears to be a tad shallow, requiring adjustment of the tissue, so you will need to make sure the piercer you go to is highly experienced and skillful.

I closed my French Quarter studio after Hurricane Katrina and relocated from New Orleans to the Yucatan of Mexico. I pierce in different studios around the US.  Where are you located? The cities and dates of my scheduled piercing trips are shown on the Appointments page.

If you would like to be notified when I make travel plans, please sign up for my newsletter in the box on the bottom of any page. It is an "opt-in" list, so I can't add you myself.

I've never, ever had someone regret that they waited for me, or traveled to be pierced by me, or had someone feel unhappy that they paid what I charge; it is well worth it to get the job done properly. Unfortunately, I've heard plenty of regrets from those who haven't visited me and I get emails DAILY about botched genital piercings! To read about some of them, you can take a look at my blog. It is such a shame how common that is! [Oh, the irony!]

Alternatively, can also look for one of my piercer referrals. Or, if I haven't personally worked with or trained any piercers in your area, you can check the website for a member of the Association of Professional Piercers (APP )who is local to you.

The APP is a non-profit international organization dedicated to disseminating vital health and safety information about piercing to piercers, piercees, medical professionals, legislators, and the general public. The piercers are not "certified" by the association, however. While some of the piercers on the list may have taken my seminars at the annual APP conferences, I still wouldn't consider them to have been "trained by me," as those courses only last a few hours and aren't sufficient for providing a thorough education. Please meet the piercer and see if you develop a good rapport and if they inspire your confidence.

The best thing I can suggest to help you make good decisions about piercing is to become a more well-educated consumer. If you found my website informative, I think you'll be amazed by all of the valuable facts and practical advice in my book, The Piercing Bible--The Definitive Guide to Safe Body Piercing.  It contains loads of information about evaluating piercers and studios, piercing placements, appropriate body jewelry sizes, styles, and materials, aftercare, troubleshooting, and much, much more.

These particular chapters will help you learn how to evaluate piercers (and body jewelry, which is also crucial to the success of a piercing):

Part 2 Groundwork and Preliminary Considerations 
3 Risks, Myths, and Warnings  .................................  20
4 Is Piercing Right for You? ....................................  28
5 You and Your Piercer  ........................................ 34

Part 3 Piercing Preparation
6 Picking and Preparing  ......................................  44
7 At the Studio ..............................................  49
8 Piercing Procedures ........................................  56
9 Jewelry 101: Sizes, Shapes, and Materials  .......................  65

Part 4 The Holes
13 Below the Belt: Female and Male Genital Piercings ......................134

After reading The Piercing Bible you will be extremely well educated about the subject, and in fact, you'll have a lot more information than some "professional" piercers who are practicing in the field!

To order visit this page. Alternatively, you can get it from major booksellers, or Amazon.com.

Also, if you'd like to see me performing piercings, and demonstrating exactly where they should be placed and how quickly and easily an expert can perform them, I've got videos available here. (You'll see that I can perform a piercing in an instant!)

Let me know if you have other questions.
 
Sincerely,
Elayne

She responded: 

I truly appreciate your quick response and it is exactly the kind of information I was looking for. When I have time, there are a few piecers that I will talk to. Do you have any suggestions for professionals in the DC, MD, VA area?  I did check out the website on you page but it didn't indicate anyone within the 100 mile radius.

My next message to her:

Sometimes it is necessary to wait and/or travel to get a good piercing. [Boy, did that turn out to be correct--most unfortunately!]

As a member of the Association of Professional Piercers, I work only in studios that meet the environmental criteria of the organization. Unfortunately, there isn't a single studio in NYC that has a member. Most of my NY clients and others from all over the East Coast come to see me when I'm in Philadelphia. I plan to return there several times a year, and my next visit will be in March or April--I haven't set the dates as yet.

Sincerely,
Elayne

Her next message really bummed me out:

,Yet Another Surface VCH Piercing
 
Elayne, Hello again and Happy Holidays to you and yours!!!

I emailed you a few weeks ago to get your opinion on whether or not I was a candidate for the VCH piercing.  With the information you sent I went to a local piercer at a shop where I frequent for my tattoos and he said the same thing...almost verbatum as to what you said in terms of having to make a slight adjustment since my hood was a little shallow.  He was very professional and it was quick and almost painless and in the shop I thought it was placed well.  But once I got home and took a closer look it seems to be a little off but I have an immature eye so could you please take a look at the attached pics...I'm not sure what to do.

My last response: It is apparent that the "slight adjustment" your piercer spoke of was definitely NOT the same as Botched VCH: A Clitoral Hood Surface Piercingthe one I was referring to! I hate to have to tell you this, but your piercing is "more than a little off"--it is not even placed under your hood! You have received a VCH surface piercing.

I've marked your photo with a black dot where the piercing should have been placed coming out from underneath your hood so the jewelry rests against your clitoris  (where you placed the swab for the q-tip test). This is exactly what I was trying to protect you from when I provided you with the information I previously sent.

You should go in and get your money back and abandon the piercing. I would not suggest having the same piercer redo it, since he clearly didn't know how to properly place your VCH piercing the first time.

Let me know if you're interested in booking an appointment during my next visit. I plan to pierce in June 2019 at Infinite Body Piercing in Philadelphia.

Then I got ANOTHER email with a photo of an improperly placed (surface) VCH piercing:
 

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Hey Elayne,
  I'm sure you hear this often but your site is great, very informative...I had never stopped to think twice about genital piercing beyond the usual 'eek, not there' but after learning on your site (don't even remember what took me there in the first place) that it didn't have to be the actual clit itself pierced I was all for it. Unfortunately, I was so excited I went to the nearest female (husbands requirement) body piercer and had it done. Seemed fine at first but soon noticed it was more shallow of a piercing than I believe is correct (pic attached) and I am pretty sure I have plenty more hood that could have went into, not to mention it doesn't rest against the clit and there seems to be way too much barbell exposed (I think it just a standard barbell and that's the usual for this piercing right?) Oh and I'm not positive but it seems as if it is migrating though my husband says he doesn't notice..

I had noticed you will be in TX soon and would love to go there so you could fix this...as well as do both nipples (hoping will increase their sensitivity, breastfed 2 babies and my daughter was a lil monster about it!!) and repierce my navel too. Too bad for me I can't afford to spend that much on travel and piercings when I have a family and bills to pay. I was curious if you ever had plans to come to Kansas? 

If not, could you possibly point me in the direction of a 'Master' piercer this time, male or female (I just won't tell my husband if male). So I can get this fixed and start enjoying it...I would really appreciate it and keep up the excellent work!

My reply:
You definitely have a "surface VCH" piercing there--it is not properly placed. The jewelry should be resting under your hood against your clitoris. I would suggest removing the jewelry and letting the piercing heal for a month or more before planning to get repierced. I've received 2 other emails just today from women who have experienced the exact same problem--it is shockingly common! (And I provided her with the same resources mentioned above).

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