The Piercing Bible hit the shelves in May of 2009, and since that time, I've been begging Random House to release it as an eBook. My wish has finally been granted:
As of February 16, the eBook for The Piercing Bible is available!
You can find it here on Amazon.com
or here on the Sony eReader eBook store
or here for the Barnes & Noble Nook eBook
Chances are, whatever eBook reader you have, there is a version available wherever you usually download books!
For those of you waiting to get pierced by me, rest assured that I will be making plans to continue piercing around the US. Thanks for your patience!